Midweek sausage links #23

Sometimes you wonder why a band puts out a greatest hits album. You probably wonder why these 15 did the same.

Most of us will at least be paying attention to the BCS title game tomorrow night between Florida and Oklahoma. I'm rooting for Oklahoma (I hate Florida and fuck Texas), so naturally Florida will win by about 600. I hope FOX focuses on the teams' cheerleaders more than it does on various shots of Colt McCoy's parents.

This list of things more gay than Brody Jenner's new show is maybe the most humorous list I've ever linked.

Some fun facts about beer that you might not have ever known certainly not while non-sober.

HBO "buys" the rights to O'Bama's inauguration? Huh? Do TV networks do this type of stuff?

I know you will all be shocked, but the TV folks haven’t scheduled this much TV coverage for an inauguration since Clinton was Inaugurated in 1993. I know, shocking, isn’t it? Imagine that? TV hasn’t been this excited about a
presidential inauguration since Bill Clinton!

Excellent link (with videos) of the finest "Flight of the Conchords" songs of all-time. A link sans videos wouldn't be as funny. Wait. What are "sans videos?"

I think we've all heard one of these 10 pathetic rejection lines from girls in the past. I actually might have heard all ten before ... from the same girl.

"I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing."

What's wrong with the Cavs? Yikes. They suddenly look normal. Personally, I think it's the loss of "Z." OR it's an 82-game season and we're criticizing a team that is 27-6.

I'm getting on the Odette Yustman bandwagon just in time ... and yes. I'd hang that poster up in my room.

The art (and understanding) of teabagging.

- Compiled by Art McGregor