The S.S. card

Lost my social security card. I have to go to some office building and get a new one. I imagine the process will take at least five hours. I am going to go at like 11:30 a.m. This is probably the worst time to go because it's lunch time.

My lunch time happens about 2 p.m. and I hope my visit there doesn't cut into my free time.

I'm off today which is nice. The 1 wants to go somewhere to watch Hawks-Cavs. That sort of sounds like a superhero name. Hawks-Cavs not The 1. So I don't know who I'm watching the Cavs with tonight. Probably on my couch with The Godfather.

Last night I got home from work around 11 p.m. and found out my DVR only recorded the first 36 minutes of Gossip Girl. Instead I watched the end of Red Sox-Yankees. This new Yankee Stadium is a joke. The Yankees used to have an awesome home field advantage, now their games look like you're checking out a May tilt between Pittsburgh and Cincinnati. I picked these two teams because they play each other 48 times a year and no one nor no schedule can show me otherwise.

Have an update of what the Arizona State cheerleaders have been up to this offseason that's sure to entertain and in the words of Phil Collins, "Hello, I must be going."

- From the desk of Art McGregor