Just got off the phone with The Sports Writer. He's in Maumee, Ohio right now and heading down here to heckle former school mates "Pole and Tee R at softball." He probably won't do that but he's getting into town around 8 p.m. Thursday. He lost his cell phone in Lake Michigan over the weekend and we've since had to actually talk on the phone which is so gayness anymore.
He dropped these doozies:
On former girlfriend going through a tough time:
"I was nice. I was helping her through it. Mostly I was just distancing myself."
On TV reporters:
"That's the thing about TV reporters. They're all incredibly insecure. It's great. Got myself an Asian. They're all mostly minorities, too. Cross that off the list. I didn't lay down as much pipe as I should have but I got out of there without chlamydia."
- From the desk of Art McGregor
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