By ART MCGREGOR
Blog on the Run editor
Just got a couple problems with The Hill's fifth annual "50 Most Beautiful People on Capital Hill" list. First off, this guy is on the list:
And this person is No. 1. The most beautiful person on Capitol Hill ... ladies and gentleman ... this person!!!:
Right about now, I'd say the state workers in Columbus, Ohio rank higher than the All-Stars in D.C.
The attractive people (females) on the list:
Jenny Harp (but she lists her relationship status as "taken" which is amazingly annoying)
Without doubt, the best looking person on the list is not even in the top 10. Huh? Briana Bilbray wins my award.
She's not No. 1??????? (Is it just me or does she look a lot like former Club 185 bartender Shoby Ice?)
In any respect, any list that doesn't include our buddy Sleepy or McCampus' little brother Ozzie Canseco is complete bullshit.
I assume the fellas over at German Village Media will rank the men!
Here's more news and some more photos (I love the Internet):