The sun is in the northeast corner of the Columbus sky around 9:02 a.m. It's basically in the Youngstown of the big blue. God knows the sun never shines in Youngstown. Seriously, God knows. He's the one who created the sun and such.
So let's say you're driving due north on a busy two-lane commercial road. Speed limit is 45 miles per hour. Those people with little man's disease (cops) are notorious f.o.r hanging out there and issuing speeding tickets. Most people go about 50 or 51 MPH.
The fuck is someone doing walking RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE ROAD about two inches from oncoming traffic? Trying to smell the coffee-breath of those passing by? Hoping for a one-second hand job?!? Unless you have a death wish, how about walking a few, oh I don't know, feet from the passing cars? The guy probably walked at least a mile and endured 11 or 12 near death experiences. His blatant "it's legal but fucking retarded to walk here" resulted in 11 or 12 left-of-center violations.
People, people, people.
1. Michael Jordan
2. Jim Thome
3. Rasheed Wallace
When you add those in the industry, the list grows to include Art Modell, Markie Shy-pie-row and Eric Ass Wedge.
The gap between the top three athletes and the rest is so great that I don't even care to continue with the list.
It's also July 1. The year is about half over.
The Tribe's season? That's all over.
- Compiled by Art McGregor